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PostSubject: Re: THE OFFICIAL GIRL TALK THREAD.......PART III   16/2/2007, 4:54 pm

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Ha ha ha! The catalog, "-And here we have in the new June Bride selections, Hannah Beers. Hannah is 5'4, enjoys reading, macaroni and cheese, long walks in the woods, and wasting countless hours of her youth watching and rewatching certain nautical movies. She is as smart as they come, so if you're not...well.....but if you've got some height to ya turn the page for our newest model Caitlin Lindberg." Very Happy

LOL!!!!!!!! Classic!!

"Caitlin Lindberg is 5'8...wait...hold on...5'7...and enjoys old Western series, sweet and sour sauce, and towels. Don't even bother applying if you're under 6 feet, and while you're in our catalog, pick-up trucks are half-off when you buy one Caitlin."

*Ahem* And in the tiny print under the glaring photo of Hannah: "-Side affects to purchasing a Hannah 3000 include: Flying pillows, long cold glares at the back of your skull, orange hair dye in your shampoo, a replacement of all your t-shirts with billowey-sleeved button down the front dress shirts, honey on your hamburger...and fries...and everything else, long speeches about your inferiority when measured against a certain "Stephen Maturin, mauturin..." and in some extreme cases-death." Eye Popping Party
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PostSubject: Re: THE OFFICIAL GIRL TALK THREAD.......PART III   16/2/2007, 5:02 pm

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*Ahem* And in the tiny print under the glaring photo of Hannah: "-Side affects to purchasing a Hannah 3000 include: Flying pillows, long cold glares at the back of your skull, orange hair dye in your shampoo, a replacement of all your t-shirts with billowey-sleeved button down the front dress shirts, honey on your hamburger...and fries...and everything else, long speeches about your inferiority when measured against a certain "Stephen Maturin, mauturin..." and in some extreme cases-death." Eye Popping Party

*gasp* Ohh, we're gonna get personal huh?

In the tiny print underneath Caitlin's picture....

Warning: Some long speeches about dragons may occur. Has been known to refer to other cars on the highway as "their dragons". (Ohh, she's gonna kill me..) Also prone to inoppurtune tummy rumblings. Ignore. No returns.

I know I had something else to say but I can't think of it!!
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PostSubject: Re: THE OFFICIAL GIRL TALK THREAD.......PART III   16/2/2007, 5:08 pm

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*Ahem* And in the tiny print under the glaring photo of Hannah: "-Side affects to purchasing a Hannah 3000 include: Flying pillows, long cold glares at the back of your skull, orange hair dye in your shampoo, a replacement of all your t-shirts with billowey-sleeved button down the front dress shirts, honey on your hamburger...and fries...and everything else, long speeches about your inferiority when measured against a certain "Stephen Maturin, mauturin..." and in some extreme cases-death." Eye Popping Party

*gasp* Ohh, we're gonna get personal huh?

In the tiny print underneath Caitlin's picture....

Warning: Some long speeches about dragons may occur. Has been known to refer to other cars on the highway as "their dragons". (Ohh, she's gonna kill me..) Also prone to inoppurtune tummy rumblings. Ignore. No returns.

I know I had something else to say but I can't think of it!!

Yeah, that's right, you BETTER run. *ducks for cover*

TRUCE TRUCE! I'm all out of ideas! I'll think up more later.pale And NO that is not a surrender... more of a warning of an iminent doom approaching in your near future. Bwah ha ha! Dracula i woulod seriously think up some horrible way to kill my husband if tha ever happened....gasp! GAG! oh my goodness! Picture opening the door at your "new home" and being greeted by... "Mr. Collins at your service."

INSTANT death! afraid
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PostSubject: Re: THE OFFICIAL GIRL TALK THREAD.......PART III   16/2/2007, 5:10 pm

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Yeah, that's right, you BETTER run. *ducks for cover*

TRUCE TRUCE! I'm all out of ideas! I'll think up more later.pale And NO that is not a surrender... more of a warning of an iminent doom approaching in your near future. Bwah ha ha! Dracula i woulod seriously think up some horrible way to kill my husband if tha ever happened....gasp! GAG! oh my goodness! Picture opening the door at your "new home" and being greeted by... "Mr. Collins at your service."

INSTANT death! afraid

I like Mr. Collins. I don't like him, but I like him. But after seeing Wives and Daughters, and that one scene.......I sure wouldn't want to be married to him.
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PostSubject: Re: THE OFFICIAL GIRL TALK THREAD.......PART III   16/2/2007, 5:12 pm

ACK! WHAT SCENE??!! You are driving me nuts with these morbid little hints about this certain scarring scene! Mad i want to see it-er..not WANT want to see it, I just have to know!!

And if i saw Mr Collins, I would look down at him and puke on his head. Dark Side
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PostSubject: Re: THE OFFICIAL GIRL TALK THREAD.......PART III   16/2/2007, 5:13 pm

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ACK! WHAT SCENE??!! You are driving me nuts with these morbid little hints about this certain scarring scene! Mad i want to see it-er..not WANT want to see it, I just have to know!!

And if i saw Mr Collins, I would look down at him and puke on his head. Dark Side

Mr. Collins shirtless, more or less. Very disturbing.
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PostSubject: Re: THE OFFICIAL GIRL TALK THREAD.......PART III   16/2/2007, 5:15 pm

More or less of what? HAIR? *gags a little* He couldn't afford to be less of anything.. :lol: Ha ha! That's right, dis the short guy! BOOYAH!!! Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: THE OFFICIAL GIRL TALK THREAD.......PART III   16/2/2007, 5:16 pm

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More or less of what? HAIR? *gags a little* He couldn't afford to be less of anything.. :lol: Ha ha! That's right, dis the short guy! BOOYAH!!! Twisted Evil

I'd rather not answer this post.

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PostSubject: Re: THE OFFICIAL GIRL TALK THREAD.......PART III   16/2/2007, 5:17 pm

Darting around the subject I see....how brave of you. Cool whenever you want.
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PostSubject: Re: THE OFFICIAL GIRL TALK THREAD.......PART III   16/2/2007, 5:23 pm

So...much...girl-talk. Shocked

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PostSubject: Re: THE OFFICIAL GIRL TALK THREAD.......PART III   16/2/2007, 8:44 pm

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Ha ha ha! The catalog, "-And here we have in the new June Bride selections, Hannah Beers. Hannah is 5'4, enjoys reading, macaroni and cheese, long walks in the woods, and wasting countless hours of her youth watching and rewatching certain nautical movies. She is as smart as they come, so if you're not...well.....but if you've got some height to ya turn the page for our newest model Caitlin Lindberg." Very Happy

LOL!!!!!!!! Classic!!

"Caitlin Lindberg is 5'8...wait...hold on...5'7...and enjoys old Western series, sweet and sour sauce, and towels. Don't even bother applying if you're under 6 feet, and while you're in our catalog, pick-up trucks are half-off when you buy one Caitlin."

This stuff is so good guys...


Seriously, you guys should write a book together.... lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!


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PostSubject: Re: THE OFFICIAL GIRL TALK THREAD.......PART III   17/2/2007, 1:14 am

It would just be us needling eachother to death with "inside jokes" that no one else would ever get. Rolling Eyes We did go kinda nuts with this though.

What's good guy? The sweet and sour sauce? Party Cause that stuff is frickin' good! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: THE OFFICIAL GIRL TALK THREAD.......PART III   17/2/2007, 2:13 pm

I said "that's good guys"..... anyways, I understand your jokes. You guys should wirte a book. Or a comic strip. Then you could also illustrate it... Jumping
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PostSubject: Re: THE OFFICIAL GIRL TALK THREAD.......PART III   17/2/2007, 2:17 pm

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I said "that's good guys"..... anyways, I understand your jokes. You guys should wirte a book. Or a comic strip. Then you could also illustrate it... Jumping

Been there, done that. Our stories are critically acclaimed....well. Critically looked at, anyway.
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PostSubject: Re: THE OFFICIAL GIRL TALK THREAD.......PART III   17/2/2007, 2:21 pm

Caitlin's had me read many of them and I love them!! Innocent Innocent Innocent
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PostSubject: Re: THE OFFICIAL GIRL TALK THREAD.......PART III   17/2/2007, 2:34 pm

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Caitlin's had me read many of them and I love them!! Innocent Innocent Innocent

I'm glad. Some of them over the past have been better than others, though.

I was frightfully cruel to Legolas back in the day.
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PostSubject: Re: THE OFFICIAL GIRL TALK THREAD.......PART III   17/2/2007, 2:36 pm

I am totally fine with that though, so it's all good....
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PostSubject: Re: THE OFFICIAL GIRL TALK THREAD.......PART III   20/2/2007, 12:40 am

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I am totally fine with that though, so it's all good....


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PostSubject: Re: THE OFFICIAL GIRL TALK THREAD.......PART III   20/2/2007, 12:49 am

I have lost my grasp of this thread.

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PostSubject: Re: THE OFFICIAL GIRL TALK THREAD.......PART III   20/2/2007, 2:18 pm

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I have lost my grasp of this thread.

It's da girl talk thread! You're...technically not qualified to grasp what we're talking about. It would be probably bad if you did. Eye Popping

Alllll right, gals, new coversation topic.Party

So, as everyone knows, a popular female conversation topic, especially among the very single, is marriage. This has been true for centuries. Although in real life no one dances around in corsets singing about June.
Rolling Eyes
*ahem* Anyway. Grace and I came up with a list of twenty eight "what ifs" that we'll post on here in four sets of seven.

I'd be interested to hear everyone's opinion. Twisted Evil Well, actually, I would request that the guys NOT answer these. Just because.


So, honestly...

Would you marry someone who.....


1. Had been (formerly) in love with your sister?
2. Was extremely hairy?
3. Strongly disliked animals? (I don't mean he's afraid of them, and I don't mean he's lighting them on fire or mutilating them. He just dislikes them.)
4. You had never met before?
5. Was crippled?
6. Your mother had picked out for you?
7. Had a really high, feminine voice?


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PostSubject: Re: THE OFFICIAL GIRL TALK THREAD.......PART III   20/2/2007, 2:24 pm

As for my own opinion:

1. Tough. Very tough. It would have to have been a long time ago. Because holidays would be awkward. I would say if he was completely over it, and she hadn't been in love with him, and if all of it was dead and buried...yes...but I wouldn't be happy about it.

2. Eghhh... I would almost say no. No....actually I think I would say no. It's cruel, and it's mean...but it's honest. I just can't take hairiness.

3. Yes. Easily.

4. No. We'd have to have met a couple times at least.

5. Yes, but it would be sad.

6. Yes. I trust my mother's taste as far as integrity. I don't really trust her taste as far as appearance, but then, I don't think I trust anyone's taste as far as appearance.

7. I'm sorry, but no. I highly *snicker* doubt someone with an extremely high feminine voice would have a well-developed character. He would probably be scarred for life. And people would always assume he was gay. And I have a relatively deep voice myself, for a girl, so it would be freaky. No.
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PostSubject: Re: THE OFFICIAL GIRL TALK THREAD.......PART III   20/2/2007, 3:24 pm

Hannah, your avatar bothers me.... Crying or Very sad scratch I'm not sure why...

This is a great idea for the girl talk thread. In fact, I'd like to post some questions after you're done with all yours.

So here's my honest answers...
1.Maybe, but it would probably always be in the back of my mind, and I'd wonder if he ever really got over her. And I agree that holidays would be awkward.

2.Nope. I don't like excessively hairy guys. I don't mind facial hair, but I draw the line at back hair.... Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue

3.No, only because I think he may have some weird thing going on with him. I mean, why would you really dislike all animals? I mean, were his parents killed at the zoo or something?

4.Nope. I'm super picky with guys, so it would not work.

5.If you mean like he couldn't walk, then I suppose. I would really have to love him.

6.Definately. She would pick the sweetest, hottest, most perfect guy in the world, because she knows that if she didn't, I would never let her live it down....

7.Nope. I've had guy friends that had high, feminine voices, and after being around them any longer than a few minutes, I felt like tearing my hair out, one strand at a time........... Blue And I also wonder if they're gay....
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PostSubject: Re: THE OFFICIAL GIRL TALK THREAD.......PART III   20/2/2007, 3:29 pm

Jon and Jake, lets just twist this around so that it would be from a guys perspective shall we.

Quote :
1. Had been (formerly) in love with your brother?
2. Was extremely hairy?
3. Strongly disliked animals? (I don't mean he's afraid of them, and I don't mean he's lighting them on fire or mutilating them. He just dislikes them.)
4. You had never met before?
5. Was crippled?
6. Your Pa had picked out for you?
7. Had a really deep, John Cena voice?



I would say no, but it isn't really my decision.

Hell no!

She would have to at least not mind one or two dogs.

No, that would simply be weird.

I guess so, but it would be annoying.

No!!! I cant even trust my dad for taking care of my little camera, let alone picking a bride.

And once again, Hell no!



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PostSubject: Re: THE OFFICIAL GIRL TALK THREAD.......PART III   20/2/2007, 3:45 pm

Seriously, can't you guys do this on another thread!!!

We are taking this semi-seriously!!

--And NO, no matter what you say I will not believe you guys are being serious... Very Mad Very Mad Very Mad Very Mad Very Mad Very Mad Very Mad Very Mad Very Mad Very Mad Very Mad Very Mad Very Mad Very Mad Very Mad Very Mad Very Mad Very Mad
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PostSubject: Re: THE OFFICIAL GIRL TALK THREAD.......PART III   20/2/2007, 4:01 pm

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Jon and Jake, lets just twist this around so that it would be from a guys perspective shall we.

JOSH! READ THE DIRECTIONS! NO GUYS, PLEASE!!!

Therefore, your language is not excused. *sniff*
Start your own brother thread, if you want.
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